Post by ManofSteel on Mar 23, 2018 23:58:22 GMT -5
The screen flickers with static for a moment before finally clearing to reveal Triple T and Vince Steel better known as The Fam. Vince stands in the background doing arm curls with a tension band while Triple T paces back and forth, shaking his head with a look of disbelief on his face.
TRIPLE T: Have you ever looked around you? Like at your job…or in the supermarket…school…anywhere really. But have you ever looked around you and wondered to yourself, “How in the Hell do these people function on a regular basis?” If you never have, you’re probably the idiot that everyone else is looking at. But I digress.
I look around this company. Spirit and Pride Wrestling…and I for the life of me just don’t understand what is wrong with half the roster, the administration, the fans. Hell the popcorn guy at the last show seemed a couple fries short of a Happy Meal if you picking up what I’m putting down. I mean we get booed, for doing what we are paid to do. We come to the ring, we wrestle, we win, and we earned our tag team title shot not by talking shit. Not by going on Twitter and claiming we were so great. No we beat the brakes off of every team they put in front of us…including a 5 on 2 match that we made look EASY!
But what does everyone else do? They come out during a match that they have no business being in. Interfere and cost us…the team that earned the spot they were in…cost us the SAP tag titles. And you know what happens? Nothing. Nothing at all. No reprimands, no repercussions, nothing. Oh no wait, they did get something, they get the honor and privilege to get their asses stomped in by The FAM!
Triple T finally stops pacing. Looking directly in the camera.
TRIPLE T: Cause and Effect…the Laroux brothers. How ironic is it that the name you picked for yourself? The name that you want to be known as is exactly the idea that will see you two boys on the wrong end of a good old fashion beat down. You want to get in Fam business…you become Fam business. Talk to em cuz.
Triple T steps to the side giving his cousin can take center stage. Steel drops the tension band and looks calmly into the camera.
VINCE STEEL: The sad thing is…all you had to do was ask. All you had to do is say “Hey, we think we are the premier tag team in SAP even though we haven’t done shit to prove it. T and I have not now nor have we ever backed down from a challenge. But instead you want to go the dumb ass route. You want to piss us off, play mind games, cheat us out of what should be ours? We destroyed teams we couldn’t care less about, what the hell do you think is going to happen to you?
It’s the same thing I have had to deal with since day one. From the start, as soon as I signed the line on that first SAP contact, someone has had something to say. Someone felt the need to run their mouth at my expense. A select few actually had big enough balls to face me and each time, they ended up in a puddle of their own piss and tears. And you would think that would deter the next one from doing the same thing…but no. No instead we have a roster full of daredevils. We have a group of wrestlers with totally no regard for their own wellbeing. See they run around the country wrestling in any company that will let them. They come here thinking they are hot shit and direct their attention to the biggest target. Sure on paper that may sound good but check the history books. Check the stats. Numbers don’t lie. I am still the most consistently dominant force in the history of this company! While you all are out there insulting my on twitter, or planning preschool pranks, I’m putting punk ass bitches down in the center of that ring. I was doing it before you arrived and I will do it long after you tuck your tail and run to some other lesser organization that accepts your mediocrity.
TRIPLE T: It’s like we live in Bizzaro world here. We are the guys that do what we say we are going to do. We are the guys that don’t take short cuts, yet we get booed. We get ridiculed. We get punished when someone else screws us. Vince jumps in a match, and he gets dropped from the Cavalcade match just like that! Cause and Effect interfere in our championship match, a match that we earned fair and square…and no one says anything. Follow that up with them literally attacking Vince…still nothing. It’s not even mentioned.
It’s favoritism…abuse of power. But you know what? It’s all good. It’s fine. Because if there is one thing Vince and I know is how to work within a system designed to bring us down. So we are going to do what we do best and that’s continue to be the best!
VINCE STEEL: It boils you up doesn’t it? Cause and Effect you set your sites on The Fam not for any sense of justice. You are not writing a wrong. In your little warped minds we are the bad guys and we have done nothing wrong. You and half the roster wants to make us the villains. You want to make us the threat.
TRIPLE T: Well half of that is right! We are a threat! Probably the biggest threat any of you no talent hacks have ever seen. But not in the way you think. No, no, no , no you see you want to paint us as what’s wrong with wrestling. But we are the ones that don’t have to cheat to win, or use underhanded tactics…or be protected by the offices. So why are we a threat?
VINCE STEEL: Because we are the ones exposing you for the frauds that you are. It’s the only explanation. You want us to be the bad guys…you NEEEED it. But did you ever stop and think what would happen if T and I decided to be the villains you make us out to be? What if instead of driving your head into the mat inside the ring, I catch your ass outside in the parking lot and do it through the hood of your rental car. Everyone has thrown respect and honor out the window when coming to me…maybe I should do the same.
TRIPLE T: You mean like instead of letting Cause and Effect get to the ring, we start the party in the back and put them on the shelf for a little while? Like I time out?
VINCE STEEL: It would be easy.
TRIPLE T: It would be. And that’s exactly why everyone else is doing it. That’s the only way they can get noticed. But we don’t have to do that. No instead we are going to walk down to that ring, the Eastside Beast, and the Top tier, Premier, Pound for Pound, Best around, and we are going to out wrestle, and embarrass those boys like we have done with EVERY other team put in our way.
VINCE STEEL: Xavier, Gabby…Falls count anywhere. That means that little parking lot analogy from earlier is completely possible…and legal.
TRIPLE T: Remember boys…you asked for this.
With that the screen flickers again and goes back to static before fading out.
TRIPLE T: Have you ever looked around you? Like at your job…or in the supermarket…school…anywhere really. But have you ever looked around you and wondered to yourself, “How in the Hell do these people function on a regular basis?” If you never have, you’re probably the idiot that everyone else is looking at. But I digress.
I look around this company. Spirit and Pride Wrestling…and I for the life of me just don’t understand what is wrong with half the roster, the administration, the fans. Hell the popcorn guy at the last show seemed a couple fries short of a Happy Meal if you picking up what I’m putting down. I mean we get booed, for doing what we are paid to do. We come to the ring, we wrestle, we win, and we earned our tag team title shot not by talking shit. Not by going on Twitter and claiming we were so great. No we beat the brakes off of every team they put in front of us…including a 5 on 2 match that we made look EASY!
But what does everyone else do? They come out during a match that they have no business being in. Interfere and cost us…the team that earned the spot they were in…cost us the SAP tag titles. And you know what happens? Nothing. Nothing at all. No reprimands, no repercussions, nothing. Oh no wait, they did get something, they get the honor and privilege to get their asses stomped in by The FAM!
Triple T finally stops pacing. Looking directly in the camera.
TRIPLE T: Cause and Effect…the Laroux brothers. How ironic is it that the name you picked for yourself? The name that you want to be known as is exactly the idea that will see you two boys on the wrong end of a good old fashion beat down. You want to get in Fam business…you become Fam business. Talk to em cuz.
Triple T steps to the side giving his cousin can take center stage. Steel drops the tension band and looks calmly into the camera.
VINCE STEEL: The sad thing is…all you had to do was ask. All you had to do is say “Hey, we think we are the premier tag team in SAP even though we haven’t done shit to prove it. T and I have not now nor have we ever backed down from a challenge. But instead you want to go the dumb ass route. You want to piss us off, play mind games, cheat us out of what should be ours? We destroyed teams we couldn’t care less about, what the hell do you think is going to happen to you?
It’s the same thing I have had to deal with since day one. From the start, as soon as I signed the line on that first SAP contact, someone has had something to say. Someone felt the need to run their mouth at my expense. A select few actually had big enough balls to face me and each time, they ended up in a puddle of their own piss and tears. And you would think that would deter the next one from doing the same thing…but no. No instead we have a roster full of daredevils. We have a group of wrestlers with totally no regard for their own wellbeing. See they run around the country wrestling in any company that will let them. They come here thinking they are hot shit and direct their attention to the biggest target. Sure on paper that may sound good but check the history books. Check the stats. Numbers don’t lie. I am still the most consistently dominant force in the history of this company! While you all are out there insulting my on twitter, or planning preschool pranks, I’m putting punk ass bitches down in the center of that ring. I was doing it before you arrived and I will do it long after you tuck your tail and run to some other lesser organization that accepts your mediocrity.
TRIPLE T: It’s like we live in Bizzaro world here. We are the guys that do what we say we are going to do. We are the guys that don’t take short cuts, yet we get booed. We get ridiculed. We get punished when someone else screws us. Vince jumps in a match, and he gets dropped from the Cavalcade match just like that! Cause and Effect interfere in our championship match, a match that we earned fair and square…and no one says anything. Follow that up with them literally attacking Vince…still nothing. It’s not even mentioned.
It’s favoritism…abuse of power. But you know what? It’s all good. It’s fine. Because if there is one thing Vince and I know is how to work within a system designed to bring us down. So we are going to do what we do best and that’s continue to be the best!
VINCE STEEL: It boils you up doesn’t it? Cause and Effect you set your sites on The Fam not for any sense of justice. You are not writing a wrong. In your little warped minds we are the bad guys and we have done nothing wrong. You and half the roster wants to make us the villains. You want to make us the threat.
TRIPLE T: Well half of that is right! We are a threat! Probably the biggest threat any of you no talent hacks have ever seen. But not in the way you think. No, no, no , no you see you want to paint us as what’s wrong with wrestling. But we are the ones that don’t have to cheat to win, or use underhanded tactics…or be protected by the offices. So why are we a threat?
VINCE STEEL: Because we are the ones exposing you for the frauds that you are. It’s the only explanation. You want us to be the bad guys…you NEEEED it. But did you ever stop and think what would happen if T and I decided to be the villains you make us out to be? What if instead of driving your head into the mat inside the ring, I catch your ass outside in the parking lot and do it through the hood of your rental car. Everyone has thrown respect and honor out the window when coming to me…maybe I should do the same.
TRIPLE T: You mean like instead of letting Cause and Effect get to the ring, we start the party in the back and put them on the shelf for a little while? Like I time out?
VINCE STEEL: It would be easy.
TRIPLE T: It would be. And that’s exactly why everyone else is doing it. That’s the only way they can get noticed. But we don’t have to do that. No instead we are going to walk down to that ring, the Eastside Beast, and the Top tier, Premier, Pound for Pound, Best around, and we are going to out wrestle, and embarrass those boys like we have done with EVERY other team put in our way.
VINCE STEEL: Xavier, Gabby…Falls count anywhere. That means that little parking lot analogy from earlier is completely possible…and legal.
TRIPLE T: Remember boys…you asked for this.
With that the screen flickers again and goes back to static before fading out.